dying, but trying

Also important to note, neopets solitaire is the single most unforgiving version of solitaire I have…

Fri, 08 May 2026 05:11:12 -0400

crabfisher:
crabfisher:
dizzyhslightlyvoided:
crabfisher:
crabfisher:
crabfisher:
slowing intuiting the rules and goals of solitaire through trial and error on what the computer does and does not let me do rather than looking up the rules because it’s a much funnier way to learn
just learned you can move cards between stacks. how lovely
i did it.
Yay!
What have you learned about how solitaire works?
FIRST RULE OF SOLITAIRE: aces are useless. put them on the top right.

SECOND RUE OF SOLITAIRE: two’s are about as useless as aces.
discard them to the ace pile as soon as possible

THIRD RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it’s hard.

FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it’s really hard;

FIFTH RUlE OF SOLITAIRE: you need to make the cards count down. But watch out. You must Alternate The Colours

FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make if you already have a red king and only have one more spot to add a king do not add another red king. You will lose.

SIXTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make sure to do every possible move with cards already on the board before adding cards from your draw pile. You WILL screw yourself over

SEVENTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: good luck. Don’t forget to beyourself and have fun
I don'te. Know
I feel like it’s important for the uninitiated to know that OP is playing solitaire on neopets

Also important to note, neopets solitaire is the single most unforgiving version of solitaire I have played, because the randomization sucks and regularly traps you in games that are impossible to win. Playing it as an adult is awful, although strangely addicting, but as a kid I was in tears 🫠

Don’t mess with Going Dragon fans🦅‼️, seriously. There were 4 of us but one already had a heart…

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:03:13 -0400

halfstarvedartist:

Don’t mess with Going Dragon fans🦅‼️, seriously. There were 4 of us but one already had a heart attack🥀

So uh,,,

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:23:02 -0400

brabaxie:

So uh,,,
I rewatched american dragon

Guess who’s worked 155hrs during the last pay period (ㆆᴗㆆ)

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 05:43:02 -0400

Guess who’s worked 155hrs during the last pay period (ㆆᴗㆆ)

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Tue, 14 Apr 2026 10:06:52 -0400

kawaiihonyaku:

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2026年サンリオキャラクター大賞
2026 Sanrio Character Ranking
投票スタート🎉💮
Voting Has Started!
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はなまるおばけも参加しているよ♪
Hanamaruobake is participating too!
よかったら応援してね！ranking.sanrio.co.jp/characters/#pr…
I’d love it if you’d cheer me on!

Good Bones, by Maggie Smith / Witch Hat Atelier, by Kamome Shirahama

Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:10:28 -0400

blinkeasy:

Good Bones, by Maggie Smith / Witch Hat Atelier, by Kamome Shirahama

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 20:12:23 -0400

oysters-aint-for-me:

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

SMOKE SEASON 1

Sun, 15 Mar 2026 16:10:01 -0400

nat111love:

SMOKE SEASON 1

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it’s been a hard week.

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 21:26:36 -0400

velvetwar:

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it’s been a hard week.

BLACK MIRROR: SAN JUNIPERO (2016) dir. Owen Harris

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 23:35:54 -0400

mulderscully:

BLACK MIRROR: SAN JUNIPERO (2016) dir. Owen Harris

Tsundere this, yandere that. I’m a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I’ve…

Sun, 08 Mar 2026 10:42:53 -0400

homunculus-argument:

Tsundere this, yandere that. I’m a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I’ve already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I’m on my way to check it out.

Happy New Year!

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 17:34:28 -0500

Happy New Year!

Do you know any characters that you share a name with? no :( yes, but only like 1-2 yeah a few

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 05:12:48 -0500

Do you know any characters that you share a name with?

no :(

yes, but only like 1-2

yeah a few or more

See Results

I can take a 12hr nap today on the clock at work if I want to :D

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 08:33:28 -0500

I can take a 12hr nap today on the clock at work if I want to :D

guys who’s ready for perfectly even february in a week

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 17:57:31 -0500

circusgoth-dotcom:

guys who’s ready for perfectly even february in a week

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 15:06:10 -0500

k0bra186:

You’re forced to fight your fav/most drawn oc, how cooked are you
I WIPE THEM FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH
I win but take a few hits, maybe a break a bone
I win but loose a limb
50/50
REALLY CLOSE, but they take the win
I get in a bit or two before going down
I get absolutely CRACKED by them
See Results

Mad.

Sun, 11 Jan 2026 02:58:44 -0500

sabrebash:

Mad.

I had a ton of onions that had to be used, so I caramelized some for the first time in my life! I…

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 20:30:04 -0500

I had a ton of onions that had to be used, so I caramelized some for the first time in my life! I see what everyone was talking about now!

2026: the year of the bug 🐛

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 17:48:37 -0500

jelliegirl:

ALT
2026: the year of the bug 🐛

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 16:09:45 -0500

albertcamusofficial: