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avatar drawn by me</description><title>i don't know/</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @sarcasmzero)</generator><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Affirmations before posting:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://aphel1on.tumblr.com/post/810006825107914752/affirmations-before-posting-the-freaks-who-follow"&gt;aphel1on&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Affirmations before posting:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The freaks who follow me understand my vision&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The freaks who follow me understand my vision&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The freaks who follow me understand my vision&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/816183723994300416</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/816183723994300416</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 10:37:35 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>On a scale of 1 to 5 how submissive do you think Jack is And On a another scale of 1 to 5 how dominant do you think Nurm is</title><description>&lt;p&gt;been waiting for someone to ask me this&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;*ahem*&lt;/p&gt;[[MORE]]&lt;p&gt;On a scale of 1 to 5 for Jack (and assuming the kind of "submissive" we're talking about here) I'd say he's a 4. definitely a switch, but tends to take a more submissive role. especially around nurm&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;On a scale of 1 to 5 for Nurm (I'm not a very precise person, so I'm adding decimals here) I'd say 4.5. def prefers to be more dominant but wouldn't mind occasionally switching things up. for the most part though Jack is such a little bitch sooo&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;thank you mystery anon. been waiting forever to say something like this&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/816183636202258432</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/816183636202258432</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 10:36:11 +1000</pubDate><category>i don't know what to tag this as so just heed the read more</category><category>suggestive</category><category>jack</category><category>nurm</category><category>jack and nurm</category><category>jurm</category><category>sarcasks</category><category>yes the villager tops and I'm not accepting anything else</category><category>me</category><category>im not sorry</category></item><item><title>Why Tumblr Has Rolled Out ID Verification</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://www.tumblr.com/theaceofwords/816090642774097920/why-tumblr-has-rolled-out-id-verification"&gt;theaceofwords&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;UK legislation: &lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_Safety_Act_2023"&gt;Online Safety Act 2023&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brazil legislation: &lt;a href="https://www.gov.br/planalto/en/latest-news/2026/03/brazil-establishes-regulatory-framework-to-protect-children-and-adolescents-online"&gt;Digital Statute For Children And Adolescents &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://techcrunch.com/2026/02/24/apple-rolls-out-age-verification-tools-worldwide-to-comply-with-growing-web-of-child-safety-laws/"&gt;Apple App Store Age Verification &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;These are not tumblr specific policies. Tumblr is implementing age verification in response to &lt;b&gt;legislative moves &lt;/b&gt;that were made months ago.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tumblr is a failing social media site that has escaped death multiple times already; they do not have the social cachet to defy state regulatory agencies. We know they won&amp;rsquo;t say no to Apple, either&amp;ndash;the porn ban on tumblr was in response to &lt;a href="https://www.pcmag.com/news/tumblr-explains-why-it-still-bans-porn-blame-credit-card-companies-apple"&gt;Apple&amp;rsquo;s crackdown on explicit content&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you did not know this was happening, you were behind the curve. That is fine. You&amp;rsquo;re caught up now. The next step is to link up with people in your country who are working to preserve privacy, to roll back these laws where they exist, and to prevent their passage where they do not. In the US the organization you want is &lt;a href="https://www.stopkosa.com/"&gt;Stop KOSA&lt;/a&gt;&amp;ndash;in the EU you can start with &lt;a href="https://fightchatcontrol.eu/"&gt;Fight Chat Control&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Repealing ID verification and blocking chat control will help everyone, especially the most vulnerable. We can push this back, but we cannot get it done through the Feedback form. We have to get it done at the legislative level and lock it down so it cannot be forced upon us. I see lots of anger out there. Good. Put it to use. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/816153646861615104</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/816153646861615104</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 02:39:31 +1000</pubDate><category>reminder</category><category>fuck surveillance</category><category>fuck age verification</category><category>fuck censorship</category></item><item><title>So to be 100% clear:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://airprime7.tumblr.com/post/815898575064154112/so-to-be-100-clear"&gt;airprime7&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;tumblr just added an update that requires you to verify your age in order to view &amp;ldquo;mature content&amp;rdquo;. I&amp;rsquo;m not sure how they do the verification (haven&amp;rsquo;t yet checked), but given recent similar updates from things like Discord, it most likely involves sending them a photo of either your face or your ID.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In addition, over the past few months, and also years in the long-term, tumblr has been incorrectly marking things as mature content. These include:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Notifications about missing persons and requests for help&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Posts about youth liberation&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Posts about sex education&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Posts about how the mature content is poorly implemented&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Posts about being trans, more specifically about trans women and transmisogyny by both tumblr and users on tumblr&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Non-sexual selfies by trans women/transfems&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Trans womens&amp;rsquo;/transefems&amp;rsquo; ENTIRE BLOGS even if the blog contains no sexual content&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Reblogs made by various blogs, mostly trans women, which add no additional content but somehow are marked as containing mature content, when the original post is not&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Posts talking about racism and antiblackness both on and off tumblr&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Posts by black people, especially black trans people, that are non-sexual&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;And likely many more I haven&amp;rsquo;t seen&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;In essence, this update has mandated that a majority of users (within the UK and Brazil) must either a) submit their personal information to tumblr, a website whose moderation has been EXTREMELY biased against marginalised people and who I would not trust with my ID, or b) be excluded from absolutely all conversations tumblr decides are &amp;ldquo;mature content&amp;rdquo;, whether they are actually sexual in nature or not. Furthermore, anyone not over 18 will also not be allowed to take part in these conversations, or even see them, or interact with many trans women or people of colour on this site, as tumblr decides.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This update is complete bullshit designed to censor and exclude marginalised people, poorly hidden under a guise of &amp;ldquo;protecting teenagers from sexual content&amp;rdquo;, and they know it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;EDIT: This update apparently only affects users in the UK or Brazil, like me. This is still bullshit even if it&amp;rsquo;s just some people.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/816153481277816832</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/816153481277816832</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 02:36:53 +1000</pubDate><category>reminder</category><category>important</category><category>fuck tumblr staff</category><category>fuck censorship</category><category>fuck surveillance</category><category>fuck racism</category><category>fuck transmisogyny</category></item><item><title>I need Jack bent over begging for it</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://www.tumblr.com/daimendrawz/815956363622678528/i-need-jack-bent-over-begging-for-it-what-who-said"&gt;daimendrawz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;I need Jack bent over begging for it&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;WHAT WHO SAID THAT&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815956692013629440</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815956692013629440</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 22:29:00 +1000</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://www.tumblr.com/daimendrawz/815733653286027264"&gt;daimendrawz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="npf_row"&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="924" data-orig-width="935"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/ebc071eb97d8276e734d1214a649c9aa/8b82ba0a18082035-73/s640x960/faa1df43a640d5b388bf7ba866a40e61a289f09a.png" data-orig-height="924" data-orig-width="935" srcset="https://64.media.tumblr.com/ebc071eb97d8276e734d1214a649c9aa/8b82ba0a18082035-73/s75x75_c1/dc1ce4f0328487ae430f325dc1b9cf56e46a88d2.png 75w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/ebc071eb97d8276e734d1214a649c9aa/8b82ba0a18082035-73/s100x200/c2764d734d3854b7d955733a413ac75977f12b3a.png 100w, 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+1000</pubDate><category>canon and true</category><category>me</category><category>jack</category><category>nurm</category><category>jurm</category></item><item><title>zoesmcsmstuff:

i made a cursed thing</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/db270a26c86523f9c40d068701a913a4/tumblr_oxswi76xby1wvvksmo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://zoesmcsmstuff.tumblr.com/post/166384739491/i-made-a-cursed-thing" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;zoesmcsmstuff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;i made a cursed thing&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815704861963386880</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815704861963386880</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 03:46:16 +1000</pubDate><category>twunk nurm</category><category>never forget</category><category>i saw this post like the other week and forgot where i found it</category><category>me</category><category>nurm</category></item><item><title>yo!! I absolutely adore the gifsets, look all the gifs of the blocks… they’re so silly:&gt;&gt;]] if you’re able to, could I request some nurm gifs? no rush or pressure though, these things take time :-] its all good if you can’t!!   my silly villager fav [:&gt;) unfortunately it’s. so hard to come across content of him.. esp on tenor.had to upload a bunch of makesweet gifs for him🥹🥹</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh wow yeah there's a huge lack of Nurm, I need to fix this.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="npf_row"&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="645" data-orig-width="680"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/ef944cd199d5344c688c284adcaa981d/a604fb15b71a9c0c-93/s640x960/4f8501cf2dff417ccefa695f45479135b41921ac.gif" data-orig-height="645" data-orig-width="680" srcset="https://64.media.tumblr.com/ef944cd199d5344c688c284adcaa981d/a604fb15b71a9c0c-93/s75x75_c1/1b55b38f5bfbd181aa69dfbf9d75dec3d5d56b0e.gifv 75w, 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639w" sizes="(max-width: 639px) 100vw, 639px"&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;YESSSYESSS THANK YOUUU oh he's wonderful🥹🥹🥹&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815651375311716352</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815651375311716352</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 13:36:07 +1000</pubDate><category>ohhh my nurmmm</category><category>ohh nurmie 🥹🥹🥹</category><category>that's him!!</category><category>nurm</category><category>me</category><category>my asks</category></item><item><title>“And I’m grateful my pecs are so jacked, to hold the pain of my broken heart” Yeah I’m sure Nurm is too. Holdin’ ‘em man boobs like a prize (cuz they are)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Glad the main key takeaways from that song are: Jack has trauma and wants to see his dead friends again, and he also has manboobs ||8&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815636741768757248</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815636741768757248</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 09:43:32 +1000</pubDate><category>jurm</category><category>jack and nurm</category><category>jack</category><category>nurm</category><category>sarcasks</category><category>me too nurm. me too</category></item><item><title>i feel like going on a date with Jack and Nurm would genuinely heal me. Jack’s date idea would probably be an active one, like hiking or going to a popular place to hang out and have fun Nurm’s date idea would probably be something more intimate and quiet. Just sippin’ tea and getting in your feels &lt;3</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I KNOW. augh it'd be a therapeutic experience if anything🥹🥹 romance be damned I just want to spend time with em. they'd treat me right ||:&gt;,] jack def knows all the good spots to hike or camp or just have fun wherever and just have a really good time. meanwhile nurm would chill at home and cook or bake something together and sip homebrewed tea :,) &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'd definitely lean more towards a chill date (not being being biased this time I swear, I just like staying in more) than an active one but I wouldn't mind being with either or both of them. id have a good time nonetheless :,&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;thank you mystery anon I really needed this [:,&gt;))&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815484178561974272</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815484178561974272</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 17:18:36 +1000</pubDate><category>jack and nurm</category><category>jack</category><category>nurm</category><category>jurm cause they're poly to me</category><category>jurm</category><category>sarcasks</category><category>ough</category><category>them</category><category>i need them</category><category>in multiple ways but mainly therapeutically</category><category>me</category></item><item><title>nurm mcsm my friend [:&gt;)</title><description>&lt;div class="npf_row"&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1812" data-orig-width="3000"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a57a399a8c85c7010edca64a7d05fd3d/43b19a160ef44290-60/s640x960/6a7e8b948d9d2369fbc2c0ee0ea49b4421359011.png" data-orig-height="1812" data-orig-width="3000" srcset="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a57a399a8c85c7010edca64a7d05fd3d/43b19a160ef44290-60/s75x75_c1/33a619127dce43a123c1378887387d4bd7b329c0.png 75w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/a57a399a8c85c7010edca64a7d05fd3d/43b19a160ef44290-60/s100x200/7abbce7e37047e58ddf87b5c10701fa623b5b273.png 100w, 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sizes="(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px"&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nurm is friend-shaped!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He is!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815462135970824192</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815462135970824192</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 11:28:15 +1000</pubDate><category>my friend {:&gt;]]</category><category>he's so cute</category><category>the little hat stjcking out of the icon.adorable</category><category>i adore him</category><category>:)</category><category>:&gt;)</category><category>me</category><category>nurm</category></item><item><title>Thought my adventures were over I was content to let life pass me by That is until a young hero Came along with a glint in their eye They said “Jack do you think you can give me a hand, for mine is trapped in a glove from the sea” I thought I had left the seas behind, but the seas came a-callin’ for me It’s a lonely road for a hero, the road is a bittersweet friend For the road is cold and hollow but it’s all you’ll have left in the end Sure there is glory, in my tragic backstory But that is not why I’m swole For nothing builds shoulders like regrets big as boulders and sure as the grief takes it’s toll I’m thankful my arms are so ripped, or I’d have been crushed from the start And I’m grateful my pecs are so jacked, to hold the pain of my broken heart My friend’s faces, they’ll never leave me, so I wrote them this sad serenade For the curse of a memory that’s perfect is that those faces they’ll never fade It’s a lonely road for a hero, but I won’t be alone at its end For I will wait in the shallows, until we meet again Until we meet again. ||:&gt;]</title><description>&lt;p&gt;STOPPPP NOOOOO I JUST WOKE UP DONT DO THIS TO ME&lt;/p&gt;&lt;figure data-orig-height="248" data-orig-width="248"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/3a6e60d1facee3a099effc233f003542/da580656c8eebebf-ab/s640x960/ee10906005e45e81d181facd9562b5bbfaab10f9.jpg" 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with that sense of mortality and I'm not even kidding</category><category>gonna cry.thank you mystery mutual anon</category><category>:''''&gt;)</category><category>sarcasks</category><category>jack and nurm</category><category>technically</category><category>jack</category></item><item><title>rouxls used to be my favorite character and then i replayed chapter 1 and became down bad for seam. good blog. :thumbsup:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;thank you. i have to admit i'm also down bad for seam&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815365057332592640</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815365057332592640</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 09:45:13 +1000</pubDate><category>me</category></item><item><title>finally got past my ocd and managed to open up the damn tomodachi switch game.time to occupy several&amp;hellip;</title><description>&lt;p&gt;finally got past my ocd and managed to open up the damn tomodachi switch game.time to occupy several hours of my life on this again for the next month or so &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="npf_row"&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1298" data-orig-width="2047"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/ffcbf71dcde7516d61fd564e694fe8e9/47b2030c6f8b1e75-73/s640x960/a52f560265df123f87b82bf38ec95c416298ecdf.jpg" data-orig-height="1298" data-orig-width="2047" srcset="https://64.media.tumblr.com/ffcbf71dcde7516d61fd564e694fe8e9/47b2030c6f8b1e75-73/s75x75_c1/9c8db9d54d155a2c26981309abccd9f56187936e.jpg 75w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/ffcbf71dcde7516d61fd564e694fe8e9/47b2030c6f8b1e75-73/s100x200/90f80ab184c26f4f80feff44673a0b10dded9f31.jpg 100w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/ffcbf71dcde7516d61fd564e694fe8e9/47b2030c6f8b1e75-73/s250x400/d004e6a45d4bd801f97683994dc46de64000c646.jpg 250w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/ffcbf71dcde7516d61fd564e694fe8e9/47b2030c6f8b1e75-73/s400x600/74342c259f59be1aa23c39fff3423e5ceacb0c2e.jpg 400w, 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+1000</pubDate><category>seriously how did i spend like weeks playing tomodachi collection all day</category><category>waiting for the actual game to come out then not play it the moment it comes out</category><category>my ocd postponing shit im looking forward to because 'it has to be at the right time' or something</category><category>then i end up playing a damn near month later and missing out and aaauuggh</category><category>idk what to tag this as</category><category>ignore this post idk what this is</category><category>thoughts</category><category>i guess</category><category>no breen. do not fucking challenge me on that</category></item><item><title>gdaymer:somerandomgit:welcometothemaxipad:theuntoaster:sergle:

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://gdaymer.tumblr.com/post/705562389573206017/somerandomgit-welcometothemaxipad-theuntoaster" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;gdaymer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://somerandomgit.tumblr.com/post/666396008397373440/welcometothemaxipad-theuntoaster-sergle" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;somerandomgit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://welcometothemaxipad.tumblr.com/post/666233384632238080/theuntoaster-sergle-fedex-shits-on-my-box" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;welcometothemaxipad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://theuntoaster.tumblr.com/post/662065274934132736/sergle-fedex-shits-on-my-box-stomps-on-my" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theuntoaster&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://sergle.tumblr.com/post/661973834611769344/fedex-shits-on-my-box-stomps-on-my-box-kicks" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;sergle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;

FedEx:&lt;/b&gt; shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;UPS:&lt;/b&gt; whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;USPS:&lt;/b&gt; sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;


&lt;p&gt;Is this…shipping discourse?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;


&lt;p&gt;Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1792" data-orig-width="828"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6268d41ad0437aed3695bb4bd273b432/11aada4f33532d11-7b/s540x810/d71825275168187bca1f0cc8e1124ed713e80f0a.jpg" data-orig-height="1792" data-orig-width="828" data-media-key="6268d41ad0437aed3695bb4bd273b432:11aada4f33532d11-7b"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1084" data-orig-width="1080"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/829c1a690b34b098dfd82806ac5d411d/00d4e7a63ce84ce3-43/s540x810/3ef243093b7050e3a3ffaa1158217e69725b2221.png" data-orig-height="1084" data-orig-width="1080"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then Australia Post be like:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1434" data-orig-width="1052"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/49e1231d5ea6e203f8a5f6019b6e0a00/59e5354e5e43407b-e2/s540x810/f84d7a56b0c6fc4ce93d9a78e42e01fb9fd33f5e.png" data-orig-height="1434" data-orig-width="1052" data-media-key="49e1231d5ea6e203f8a5f6019b6e0a00:59e5354e5e43407b-e2"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815337011800129536</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815337011800129536</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 02:19:27 +1000</pubDate><category>tbf i havent had that bad experiences with auspost</category><category>aramex on the other hand.holy fuck how is that company still going</category><category>once ordered a parcel from overseas and didnt get it delivered</category><category>checked the tracking notes and it told me “returned to warehouse” without elaborating on why?????</category><category>i check google maps for the nearest aramex warehouse and its flooded with reviews complaining about how shitty the company is</category><category>funniest thing ever honestly</category><category>anyway the service i ordered from ended up redelivering the parcel a few months later</category><category>id honestly thought id never end up getting it lol</category><category>so that was something</category><category>fuck aramex</category><category>me</category></item><item><title>by the way . for so long i thought your icon was supposed to be a signalis oc due to the glasses😭😭😭</title><description>&lt;p&gt;LMAOO it's my sona😭😭😭 I drew it like sometime before the game came out and knew about it. can't blame you though it's a peak game(I haven't played it&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815336577386627072</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815336577386627072</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 02:12:33 +1000</pubDate><category>sarcasks</category><category>technically cause sarc mention but tangentially</category></item><item><title>what if instead of sarcasmzero it was genuineone</title><description>&lt;p&gt;good Question. very good question &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815335591644430336</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815335591644430336</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 01:56:52 +1000</pubDate><category>sarcasks</category></item><item><title>SURPRISE 🎉🎉🎉 YOU GET TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO SEE MY NURM REFERENCE SHEET FOR MY COMIC!!!! (So far it’s a first draft so it might change later tho!)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;OH THIS IS SO SICK!!! He's so pretty🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹I'm honoured..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;His sweater vest robe combo.. look at him.. the gold patterns are so pretty too!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;look at his belongings!!. his bag.. mlm flag he/they pin fidget spinner polaroid camera and some sewn in patches... I know what you are nurm. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;appol.. lunchbox! yurmy :&gt;] pink hairbrush!! but nurm doesn't have any head hair.. I wonder who it's for..  hmmmmm. He has a little canvas!! and maps and a notebook.. I wonder if he keeps a journal :&gt;0 and tarot cards and an embroidered purse (it looks like it has an apple on it. It might not be an apple though( [:&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is so cool.. I'm so honoured to be the first one to see him!! I love him so much [:&gt;)))) I can't wait to see how your comic turns out! thank you for showing me, mr daimen pronounced damien {:&gt;D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815335046281101312</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815335046281101312</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 01:48:12 +1000</pubDate><category>sarcasks</category><category>nurm</category><category>he's so coooott</category></item><item><title>What are your opinions on Jack’s other relationships? (Friendships, enemies, other ships) Do you have any favorites other than his and Nurms relationship?  SincErElY, Mysterious sssssssssss AnoOnOn
@($!39$($91)2)0##(;#;D1913514@@-#+#;#)#/ *Violently coughs* Jeez I can’t stop glitching ;)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Good question!! If I'm being honest, I don't have many other particular relationships I lean heavily towards other than him and Nurm (I am a Nurm freak, after all).. Plus I have yet to actually play season 2 for myself and admittedly a lot of what I know is from memory, occaisonal clips and the wiki ;,&gt;D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But I do enjoy a lot of the relationships he has with others, whether it be canon or fanon, romantic ships or otherwise! I find his interactions with the rest of the cast so fun, and I love that a lot of people portray him as part-time dad to the "younger" (again, since age doesn't really exist here) members of the cast. And there's just so much potential regarding his old (dead) friends that's often unexplored. I like to imagine him, Nurm, Vos and Sammy were all a little poly quad🥹🥹 I also have a soft spot for poly ships involving him (especially ones with Nurm) ;&gt;D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thank you once more, &lt;strike&gt;mutual&lt;/strike&gt;my§+əry aNºnN—w0aHhh ther3eə&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815335007564513281</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815335007564513281</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 01:47:35 +1000</pubDate><category>sarcasks</category><category>jack</category><category>jack and nurm</category></item><item><title>melon-official:

slightmayhem:

attentiondeficitstarscream:
if you’re offline or away and i message...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://melon-official.tumblr.com/post/181434441712/slightmayhem-attentiondeficitstarscream-if" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;melon-official&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://slightmayhem.tumblr.com/post/173481808035/attentiondeficitstarscream-if-youre-offline-or" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;slightmayhem&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://starscreamofficial.co.vu/post/172099786593/if-youre-offline-or-away-and-i-message-you" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;attentiondeficitstarscream&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment.  Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815302618958249984</link><guid>https://sarcasmzero.tumblr.com/post/815302618958249984</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:12:47 +1000</pubDate><category>reminder</category><category>:)</category></item></channel></rss>
