so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.
I love this post especially the rat part
going on me feed
what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post
my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry
reading comprehension questions:
why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
shoutout to the person in my building that left their halloween skeleton on their balcony and proceeded to dress it up for other holidays
thanksgiving
christmas
not pictured: when I came back from the holidays and there’d been a huge storm while I was gone, so all that was left was a pelvis
but we persist. valentines
st patricks day
and the latest, easter
