Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun
There is something very satisfying about getting a new follower on here and having them immediately become a regular in your notifications. Like ah yes I am getting a good grade in tumblr blogging something that is normal to want and possible to achieve. Hello new friend.
He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.
"[Y]our Harry Potter games are Cybertrucks" is such a good way to put it.






