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愛する人を失った世界にはどんな色の花が咲く

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29/ he+him/they+them ENG/SPAN/日本語/Hi I’m Marz

Everything is gonna be finnne it’s Monday be normal and not a nervous wreck Marz

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dude, Stoat is LITERALLY Revolt. It's WeChat. We use Matrix for voicecalls. It's P2P, but only over Ethernet. We were thinking of using Mastodon for texting but it's not decentralized enough for calls. No I'm not calling it centralised but it's not decentralized enough. It's like discord but you have to beat the Wordle to unlock it every day and if enough people vote for them anyone can gets admin privileges. Your Ex is on it

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super creek umamusume is the most amazing litmus test for tgirl intracommunity shit ever. like even the strongest itch VN warriors could not have made a more perfect encapsulation of How Shit Is rn if they tried

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the question is: "there is a mommy-coded girl in the recent trendy gacha raising sim. her plotline is that she wants to be a mother so she roleplays scenarios with you, the human trainer, and some of the other horse girls. she has big boobs and a braid and an ara ara voice. you do not need to play as her, with her, ever see art or clips of her, or even touch or think about the silly game, if you dont want. can you, online tgirl, handle this?"

and the answers are 1/3 "you people are fucking sicko degenerate freaks," 1/3 "this game is so lame cant you develop a personality outside trends blah blah," and 1/3 "outta my way, im playing goo goo babies"

and when u zoom out to see how tgirls talk about media or kink outside of this context?the spread is Exactly the same 💆‍♀️

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truthfully as a super creek type (a mom) this is more or less the range of how people react to you IRL too, especially if your reputation precedes you. you get the girls who think you're disgusting and obviously coming on to them if you're nice, the girls who think it's a meme or joke personality and wholly artifice, and then (my personal favourite) you have the girls who immediately call you mom without hesitation and hang off of your ankle like needy little remoras. its hard out there for moms sometimes but we don't do the work because it's easy. it's for the pure love of the game! there's a lot of girls out there with mommy issues begging to be told they're a good girl by a mom for the first time in their lives and only so much time. can't spend it all fretting over the anti mommy crowd.

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

bass pro shops needs a esports department i want to try weird mice i want to choose a desk pad i want to browse decorative rgb lighting

im really not

this is a best buy — a chest high labyrinth of brand displays and loss leaders stalked by unreliable salesteens

and this is a bass pro shop

best buy puts sets out a tiny selection of product by brands that can pay for the privilege and says heehee money for our spreadsheets

bass pro shops shows you 15 versions of everything imagineable and their own versions and says whoooo look how big our dick is

so imagine the fundamentally bad ass experience if your gaming shit was sold by people who deadass put a whole lake in a store

i had no idea

Can’t sleep. Stressed about a lot of things. Can I just curl up and die that way I can’t bother anyone

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.

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