i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

I'm very tired and briefly considered the possibility that British people enjoy a weird delicacy called "mozzarella lemonade"

“This is a tapestry I made myself! I just finished it!” 

“…. this is…. big.”

“Eighty feet long, ten high, in forty panels! It was originally going to be sixty feet, but then the Thomas Malory Arthuriana got big and I had to put more stuff in.” 

“… Malory published in the fifteenth century.” 

“Do you have any idea how long it takes one person to embroider eight thousand square feet of tapestry?” 

“You’ve had a lot of free time in the last eight hundred years, haven’t you?” 

“Not once I took up embroidery as a hobby, no!” 

“Want to see my stalagmite cultivation work?”

More Elves should be portrayed like that too.

Like, seriously, you’re telling me the elves in your story live for thousands of years, and yet their only hobby seems to be being smug assholes and running around woods with bows and arrows?

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

love it when tumblr gets stuck like this while loading, very abstract. especially love that the only thing that's where it's supposed to be is the keyboard shortcuts icon in the bottom right.

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

Dolgiye Mountains, Russia by Arseny Kashkarov

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

this part always has me losing my mind the way the pants are just cut and pasted on there

this video makes me feel such powerful emotions every time