Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
Very on brand for Murph to decide a man who doesn’t respect his wife deserves to die. Classic Murph. From the man who in the horror season decided the most horrible thing was divorce. And the man who played Frankie Vantasmo who was so devastated about losing his wife in Twilight Sanctorum.
Also love that as soon as Brennan clocked it, he was like, “Got it, he’s a misogynistic republican”
@desperateani ty for tagging me 🥰 I've decided to share a snippet of the chapter from hell. I've been making progress on it but it's been putting up a fight for so long I'm afraid I'll always hate it 💀
~Gentle tags~
YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!
[ID: the above text post screenshotted and put over a still photo of Jacob Wysocki delivering the monologue that inspired the text post /ID]
Astarion in camp: kickass dagger-throwing rogue who could slice off your arm with a flourish if he wanted
Also Astarion in camp: seven year old boy waiting for his mom to finish talking to a friend she ran into in the grocery store
@goodgirlgonebard Willow in 4 years if she doesn't get dead first.
Sexuality really is fluid man, and as someone who really likes my little categories and boxes that infuriates me.
Not for other people, mind. For other people my brain makes a nice little box labeled [?] and that's good enough, but for ME????
Unacceptable. Cannot comprehend.
I am asexual, I am a pervert. Sex is beautiful, Sex is icky. I love women, I love men, I hate everyone. Give me twink men and butch women and lumberjacks and pretty princesses and make them all kiss -- but not me. Nobody touch me. Unless it's a cuddle, and then please do that, but only until my body fills up with static and demands I attack you like an overstimulated cat. 😮💨
I exhaust myself.