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femaustinpowers

@femaustinpowers

disco and discourse baby - 23 - multi-fandom
she/her/HIM/his because I’m Him

my best friend who i’ve been trying to get to play video games with me forever (like other than party games eg mario kart) is finally getting convinced by the prospect of captain marvel being added to marvel rivals.

he says if they add her he’ll get a gaming pc this summer and we can finally run duos!!!! and would be a vanguard main and as a strat main that would be PERFECT so essentially what im saying is

GUANG GUANG. Guangyun Chen. 陈光云. CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF NETEASE. LISTEN TO MY WORDS.

IF YOU DONT RELEASE CAROL DANVERS I AM FUCKED, DO YOU HEAR ME?!? MY VERY LIFE AND SOUL IS IN YOUR HANDS. HOURS OF POTENTIAL GLEEFUL VIDEO GAME FRIENDSHIP BONDING ARE YOURS TO GIVE OR RIP VICIOUSLY AWAY FROM ME. I AM BEGGING. PLS GG YOU HEARD MY CRIES AND YOU MADE DEADPOOL BE EVERY ROLE. I KNOW YOUR HEART WANTS TO DO THE RIGHT THING. PLEASE HEAR ME AGAIN.

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Okay and would y’all stay with me if I said Anakin Skywalker has chronic eczema?

but also literally empirically correct. an excellent take.

-expresses distaste for sand/dry climate. classic eczema aggregator. “it’s rough and irritating” yes it is king!!!

-constantly wearing jedi robes (heavy and not sweat wicking) which worsens the itch-scratch cycle

-the part where his prosthetic attaches is literally always covered in dyshydrotic blisters cause it’s impossible for him to keep it dry

-is nonchalante about being on fire. this is because he already knows what that feels like from when he gets a full body flare up

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Okay and would y’all stay with me if I said Anakin Skywalker has chronic eczema?

the way my best friend keeps hc’ing characters to have chronic eczema . just throwing my nachos around fr

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i Need markiplier to know iron lung is trending on tumblr but specifically because people are shipping him with ryan gosling

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See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/157154918

'Cause love's such an old-fashioned word And love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night And love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves This is our last dance This is our last dance This is ourselves Under pressure -'Under Pressure' by David Bowie & Queen

The moment it starts to really sink in that you are in a safe place and allowed to live.

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Rocky's obviously known as the hero of Erid alongside Grace, but I have to know, is he a heartthrob? Do Eridians see him and go "omg Rocky 😍😍😍" "can you believe he survived being in an alien atmosphere just to save his friend?" "he named a planet after his mate, did you hear?" "46 years all alone! How did he do it??"

op your mind 🙏🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯💯💯

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.

just reblogging this again cause it’s one of the most succinct excellent criticisms of a specific type of media Interactor and OP i want to give you five dollars. like you ever see something so smart a reblog isn’t enough and you wanna give the OP five dollars?

i genuinely think that the scene where grace gets tackled pinned down and injected with the coma drugs and he’s screaming and pleading for them to stop and not do it and please please please is some of the best acting ryan gosling has ever done PERIOD. maybe some of the best acting period. the absolute terror in his voice, the way he shreeches in horror and desperation, half crying half begging, it’s soooooo good and devastating. jesus

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