the most elegant dismissal of “why are there pyramids all over the world” that I’ve heard was “what’s the easiest structure to build? A pile of stuff. What if you wanted to make the pile stable? You’d turn it into a pyramid shape” and I forgot where I heard this but it reminds me of “notice how there’s flood myths all over the world” feels a lot less interesting if you ask “notice how civilizations that leave written records are often located next to rivers or other bodies of water and what’s a catastrophic natural disaster that can happen to cities next to bodies of water”
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hello beloved tumblr users. my father lost his job due to getting cancer and i am now the only employed member of my family, tasked with supporting him and my two siblings. the job market is abysmal. i am currently betting on cloning staghorn ferns (watch this space if interested) but am also opening digital art commissions once again. get yourself a cute pic of your OC.
if you donβt like my art, my sibling is also open for commissions.
Additionally, my other sibling sells electronics for keyboards, stickers, and soap.
thank you for any support you can give my family.
it will literally get ripped apart
It literally will not, trust me
the thing that will have to be planned for is both tectonic movement and the expansion and contraction of the bridge sections. That is why this bridge will need to have a bunch of ramps and gaps between sections that every vehicle going across will get to do sick jumps off of.
This will also prevent traffic from slowing down. "minimum speed to make next jump: 120 km/h" signs will encourage everyone to go fast, even if the engineers are being a little conservative for safety reasons.
it will work because we are pure of heart
from the term “disc jockey,” more commonly known as a dj, we can conclude that music is descended from horses
The disputed origin of the disc horse
wallace was right when he took himself and his gay little dog to the moon on account of maybe cheese was there
theyre invented a new machine that makes a loud all night and theyre calling it "kittycat"

















