Was riding a provincial bus with my friend. The bus braked hard, and she caught me by the forehead. It was a meaty smack
Good people should be killed for being better than bad people who should also be killed
*puts my cigarettes out on you*
*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*
oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…
*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*
What I say when I am happy: I love my friends lots and lots!
What I say when I'm upset: This paltry world is beyond salvation.
pro tip: try to handicap yourself so its roughly 50-50, so they feel like theyre up against an equally skilled opponent
Pro tip: Try to use every ounce of strength you can muster so it is roughly 100-0, so they understand just how vast the gap is between their developing brains and motor skills, and your sheer raw power.
