I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

Dannymay day 10: Comfort

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

My local museum of natural history doesn't have a Tumblr page, but I know Tumblr will appreciate their post:

If you're on FB on Instagram, please give them (Nova Scotia Museum of Natural History) a follow, they're great.

normal day in tf2 casual

This is what goes on in those gmod RP 128 player servers that are always full

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities

you will never catch me complaining about an actress on a tv show having an imperfectly concealed pregnancy or a character going on a sudden trip somewhere while her actress is on maternity leave. so many actresses (and women working in any other field) are fired, punished and pressured into making reproductive decisions for their employers' convenience & if i have to try a bit harder to suspend my disbelief then that's absolutely what i'm going to do if it means people are getting to exercise reproductive & bodily autonomy without punishment

guys i want a beard like his so bad

great

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

Anon visits webpages in 2022

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.

the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??

The cats also escaped and got into the walls. They spent hours trying to get them all back.

can I just log in

in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech

OP it is absolutely vital that you open comms with your pilot and say his name. maybe mention something about the ace up his sleeve or whatever. that should buy him enough time to set his mech to self-destruct or launch his signature weapon. if he can time it right he'll be able to eject just as the explosion covers his escape.

he might survive with an evil-looking scar and a new thirst for revenge. better than nothing.

For this year's Phic Phight, I decided to set every phic I did into the same world/area. A No One Knows/students making a reality show. (as to put it out there in what their daily lives are like to the world)

Anyway, here is the series of that so far!

Ghost of a Chance

Students at Casper High School make their own reality show, Ghost of a Chance, centering it on their daily lives in Amity Park to show the world what they are dealing with there. The focus and draw and hook to the reality show is to make it a dating type show, staring Phantom. Told in a series of various character POVs that are related/connect to that in some way. Set up at the start with it being 'No one knows Danny Fenton is Danny Phantom'.

You sometimes can't see them, but they're there - SpikePOV in a little chat with the Casper of Casper High (Phantom)

Reality Star - StarPOV in proving she is vindictive, dragging Danny into this reality show idea the class came up with after Lancer's one minute debates spiraled out of control

I consider him family - Dani(Scout)POV. Directly follows her saying NO to her father, after her and Phantom kick her father's butt. This is her beginning in exploring who she is as a person and where she stands in the world.

Live with your LIE - DashPOV. Who says the A-listers are nice, even to each other. A group outing to the amusement park leads to Dash and newly named Scout (Dani) hanging out together...and an Ecto-Weenie Uprisng.

A Vision of Movie Fictional Truth - HeatherPOV. In noticing an imbalance of popular and non-popular in a classroom after school, Heather joins the group gathered. Only for the GiW to show up. And they don't really exercise restraint in getting what they want... It's not great for Heather, however, the after-effects lead to a discovery about the star of their reality show.

Go Back To the Beginning - DannyPOV. After an accidental slip of a 'wish', Danny has been getting thrown back to relive the moment his existence changed. He needs to find Desiree, because seeing if fulfilling the wish ends it was never an option. Never.

- (With plans to start throwing together a non prompt related phic in the series that is just a quick bio/interview thing with the cast and crew, seeing as I pulled from various background characters and thought it'd be a nice handy thing to see who they all are)

Danny babysitting a hyperactive little super-powered alien wielding hero

I wanted to draw them together since I've been binging Ben 10

It says a lot about me that as soon as I woke up and properly looked at the date I was like "Oh it's Jack and Maddie Fenton's Anniversary." Like no lie that was my first thought. Not anything relevant to MY life, nope.

Jack Fenton forgetting his anniversary in one episode (ep 8: Prisoner's of Love) imprinted so hard on me I was forced to remember.

So happy anniversary to them I guess

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about