Young Tim trying to figure out how tf he’s supposed to fake all that mystic shit lol @wesslan
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For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."
Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.
Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.
Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.
The best part is the local city council's reaction.
And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.
I love that even city council is like "we're not fucking narcs, we have no idea who that guy beating the shit out of him is." Extremely hobbified behavior.
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There’s something so uniquely terrifying about memory issues. I feel like my self is slipping away from me.
Here’s the thing I feel like a lot of folks don’t get: I’m not trying to forget what you said. Honestly, I really tried not to. I can’t control what I do and don’t remember—forgetting things just happens. It’s annoying for you, I know, but for me it’s distressing as hell and when you make a big deal out of it rather than just reminding me you make me feel ashamed. I’ll remember that, at least.
It costs you nothing to be kind to people with memory problems. Please. It’s scary enough without people treating memory lapses as a personal failing.
Hey, reblog this version instead, please!
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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop
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always think of this meme when this scene comes up
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Danny: and this is The Mold’s hunting ground gestures to the backrooms. Sometimes people fall through and get eaten. But they're fine, mostly.
Tim: What…?
Danny: yeah the GIW are trying to figure out how to get through it to get to the rest of the realms but it has been stumping them. Its kinda funny to watch actually.
Tim: who…?
Danny: the GIW? It’s actually A-sync but they’re a subdivision of Ghost Investigation Ward. It’s a government funded anti-ghost group. *clicks* Pests.
Tim: okay. Im gonna need you to back up ten steps, what?!
*proceeds to explain the realms*
Danny: yeah the realms is the glue between dimensions ya? The backrooms is where this semi-sentient mold lives. Its like the first level of a video game, the higher the level, the weirder it gets.
Tim: and what level are you from?
Danny: the boss level. *said casually*
Tim: *sus look to Danny.* hmm okay… How do I get back to my dimension?
Danny: thatll take a bit, gotta find the correct universe for your specific bat colony. Time dilation is a factor too. You’ll be here a while. *looks at him up and down* Ya you could pass. We’ll say you’re Dani’s older brother thats been traveling. That usually works around these parts.
Tim: and what parts is that?
Danny: Illinois. *opens door into the streets of Amity Park* For my town specifically, we get a lot of tourist as the most haunted town in america that new faces tend to blend in.
Tim: god damn fuckin’ mid west. *thick jersey accent*
Danny: Ahhh east coast. Been a while since we had any of those. They got their Salem, Maryland witch trials. They-
Tim: You mean the Massachusetts Salem trials?
Danny: no, Maryland. What the hell is Massachusetts?
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Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
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tiktokmuseum
i feel like tumblr will appreciate this
my favorite thing about this post is all the "ea nasir" in the tags. I cannot articulate how hilarious it is to me that there is a well populated "ea nasir" tag on tumblr. PLEASE imagine going back in time and telling a babylonian conman that thousands of years in the future he's going to be spoken about across the entire world using unfathomable technologies on account of how truly shitty his copper was
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they are going to commit war crime
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hell yeah
Ernie Dosio, a 75-year-old American millionaire big-game hunter from California, was killed by a herd of female elephants in Gabon on April 17, 2026, while hunting for a yellow-backed duiker antelope. The elephants charged and trampled Dosio to protect their calf after the hunting party surprised them in the dense Lope-Okanda rainforest.
The fucked thing about was he paid to help save the elephants