ROARS FEROCIOUSLY AT YOU

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
halondrus
orcboxer

I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.

orcboxer

of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest

lokaror

Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.

orcboxer

it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy