Please tick only one post type!!

bioluminescently-unfolding:

dialmformisandry:

notogdenjesse:

dialmformisandry:

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

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This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

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This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

charmwasjess:

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we’re doing and listen to cow go moo and say “wow hm yeah that’s not really what we’re asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts”

milanesa42:

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imagine being 1-wife-ear sized

allyourlife:

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my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

zevveli:

goodluckclove:

I know people like to clown on aspects of classic Disney films that don’t feel grounded in reality. But I’ve worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality. And if I found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley, I would consider that like. Like not good. But possible.

I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Tramp was shown latter in the movie to be a ratter. It is not at all farfetched to think that he might have once hunted a bunch of rats that threatened the restaurant and so the head chef considers him a valuable ex-employee and friend.

brawltogethernow:

february2003:

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Google doodle on Halloween 1999

You can still see the first O underneath….

1dietcokeinacan:

1dietcokeinacan:

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I’m sorry WHEN did he do this

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Screeeeeching

reneelovesrobots:

willowmp4:

higharollakockamamie:

MMORPG players in Westworld: people torture the NPCs because they’re not real and nothing matters

Real MMORPG players in real games: for a while there was a rock with textures that didn’t load in correctly so people made a pilgrimage to Smooth Rock

remembering squapes…

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