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i'm gonna wake up and keep trying to do good and so are you and nobody gets to vote on that.

i had a dream that the mcelroys released a new poster and it was so funny i woke up laughing.


anyway here is what it looked like


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@mcelroyfamilystaff can we pls make this a reality?

hollowboobtheory:

this is gonna sound really bitchy but some people really need to learn to realize when someone isn’t talking to them. if you don’t like beans then the lady posting a bean soup recipe isn’t fucking talking to you. if you dont like reading then the people who post about the books they’re reading aren’t fucking talking to you.

I wanna start saying “not you, rabbit ears” bc that’s what my dad always said growing up but idk if the tone will come across.

snazzybees:

wrathofthestag:

mountainashfae:

willisahappygrahamcracker:

wallpatterns:

lionkins:

krishnadewme:

stimmystuffs:

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

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My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

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I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

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This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

redrose-alice:

molinaesque:

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“I’ve grown quite fond of you, you know, in my way.”
- Baldur’s Gate 3 (2023)

Okay but can we bring respectful bows back as a societal norm please? There are reasons I am eager to elaborate.

kata4a:

mumblesplash:

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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fa660t:

twinkhole-destroyer:

bet it feels good as fuck to get sucked when you’re a cigarette being saved for the last break at a shitty fast food restaurant and its chilly outside

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Details from the painting Medea meditating on killing her children (1852), by Bezzuoli.

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