Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

You really have to let yourself cry and crash out

If you're intellectualizing your feelings, you're not feeling them

im collecting them

boo boo keys

I hate autoplay what do you mean I've been listening to god in my sleep

obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

reading christopher eccleston interviews where he talks about wanting to be androgynous but always getting macho parts makes me understand why i keep getting butch dyke vibes off of the ninth doctor. don’t worry ms doctor i saw your leather jacket 

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything