Very neat that oysters create pearls as a defense against irritants, but also sad that the pearl is just… stuck in them forever

Anyway this is my dream oyster build-

Oyster mermaid~

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

If you’re a fruit, make sure to NOT ferment your natural sugars into alcohol before your work interview.

Inspired by this diva

Found out I can use HOLO FOIL for the cover of my next art book. The magnitude of this new information can not be overstated

I will birth the shiniest, iridescent, rainbowiest art book known to man

Examples of two holo foil prints I’ve made… I fear I’ve been made too powerful. The global economy will shift once this book drops

small statement maybe more for myself but probably extends to others. artists dont like when you compare their fanart or oc art to other characters, its disheartening. you have every right to do that out of artist-eye/ear-shot but artists read their tags, their replies etc and its baffling some people dont realize that! they see everything you reply or tag! i know most people dont think about it when they do it but its not something an artist who worked very hard on an original work of a character wants to hear, imo!!

Reminds me of this interaction I had that still ticks me off weeks later, agsjdjhgjfj

Seraph in the headlights

This is the celestial deer in natural lighting, turns out it’s actually a pigeon…?

me and my thousand gfs at the capers party<3

No one talks about how hard it is to go from being “Good at drawing for your age” to “Adult lacking social skills with bad posture”

Yes I can draw my enemies pregnant, but at what cost…

Stat sheets for different drawing archetypes! CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!