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greetings fellow TOTALLY NORMAL PEOPLE

@netherator

an anonymous godless ass who truly belongs on this site |she/her| |may be a girl| |idfk my gender| |don't flirt with strangers| |Harry Potter SUCKS| (out of touch on Thursdays)

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Call me Endymia, it's my internet name.

Other blogs I run (by run I mean post rarely on and own)

@netherator-rp (sfw roleplay)

@endymia-daughter-of-the-moon (who even knows at this point)

@a-solved-cipher (it's where I save stuff)

@dead-doctor (been awhile since I've last seen a text doctor)

@the-other-janitor-from-osha (little remains of the oshaverse)

@carrs-safeway (my corporate blog where I interact with other corperate blogs)

@is-this-shakespearean-accurate (I correct your grammar in the Shakespearean dialect)

@sovereign-state-of-alaska (my countryverse blog where I pretend to be all of Alaska)

@endymia-conlangs (you'll never guess this ut this is where I conlang)

@alienantiracist (the antithesis to @alienracist, an alien who speaks english because it's basically a required form of literacy to access culture in a universe that includes earth. also definitely not a good person as much as a parallel to twitter progressives)

@i-identify-alien-language (canonically run by @alienantiracist as basically every "alien language" is just a cipher istg)

@identifying-timezones-in-posts (one of those self-explanatory gimmicks)

@translating-posts-into-american (I Americanized posts)

@isuggestreadingsinf (I have a suggestion [it's a really good book])

OC's you can ask about anytime (ppl lease do I beg of you I love getting asks)

  • John, my main guy, half demon, chill, son of the current king of hell, he never mentions it as he really doesn't care for publicity and values his privacy. Physical description:≈5'7"(he's still growing and doesn't know when it'll stop due to his dad being like 9ft. tall) usually wearing a red hoodie, has dragonlike wings that are a little more than 6ft. accross when fully outstretched, he also has a tail that fits the stereotypical image of a devil with the triangle end, both the tail and wings are a dark red with the membrane of the wings being more yellowish, he's got hair that's fairly well kept and is a bit shorter than shoulder length, also I forgot to mention he wears jeans mostly and a comfy pair of sneakers (bro is straight up inaudible when walking). He/him. He's 15. Also bisexual.
  • Noah, @the-boat-man, energetic as he is 12. Learning magic from John. significantly messier hair and typically wears a blue long-sleeved shirt with a poorly fitting pair of jeans because he doesn't give a crap. He's like 5'4" but will grow quite a bit before adulthood to like 5'10". Parents are MIA but he lives in John's place so it's fiiinee. (He actually doesn't know his parents are missing as he basically moved into living with John because it was just a chiller place to be)(his parents don't fight or anything he just likes hanging with John and the parents didn't disapprove because they trust John with their kid's life). As far as he's aware he's straight.
  • Joseph. Fucking green. Went off to live on an unknown island in the tropics 30 years and hasn't been seen since. Typically wears a tank-top and shorts. His ears are pierced and it's not uncommon for him to be wearing his favorite mushroom earrings. Can photosynthesize. Is into botany. Like 6'2". Asexual, he/they. Looks 20, is likely in his 60's. Genetic modification is another hobby of his (it's why he's green and lookin' young). He's got some naturally curly hair that rarely goes beyond a finger's length.
  • Nevik, any pronouns, prefers they/them, likes xe/xem, chill with he/him, and while basically no-one ever calls them by it doesn't mind she/her, no fucks given about gender, panromantic demisexual, alien that actually bothered to learn English. Telepathic, can breathe underwater. He looks like a humanoid axolotl with pinkish skin. Cold-blooded (biologically I mean. they're a pretty friendly dude). planet is called Xotalia. Their entire species is entirely genderless and doesn't even have biological sexes.
  • Capt. Pike Alford, he/him. Straight as can be. 6 foot guy. 43 100+ years in the future in a world of spaceships and asteroid mining. Also occasionally researchers will join aboard his ship for a couple weeks to do do stuff to figure out the development of life or some shit he doesn't care he's just happy to get a small share of the grant money but stays courteous and helps when he can with the research.
  • Bill, practically a living drawing in appearance, he/him and gay. John's ex boyfriend. pretty powerful magic user, especially illusions. Demon. Rich by exploiting the labor of clones of himself, but not filthy rich. Does not age. He's 16 and has yet to confront the fact that he will outlive everyone he currently knows.
  • Hailey Anona, a genderfluid shapeshifter who would melodramatically fake her death if you asked anything along the lines of what her true form is. he uses any pronouns and encourages anyone and everyone to switch them up as frequently as possible. its around 16 or 17 and has had a very intense life up until the past year or so when they got out of a particularly bad situation and has been hanging around John's "estate" doing odd jobs to feel useful. qwe usually looks like and orange and white cat-like humanoid with wings like an angel's but this is liable to change frequently.
Tell me if I don't tag unreality I reblog

Anyone who harasses another person for any reason gets blocked immediately!

oh yeah also I stream in the summer and occasionally other times.

You dig a big enough hole that water can stay in, it becomes a pond. And once it's been a pond for long enough, fish somehow appear. Even though it's not connected to any other water - hell, consider all the lakes that aren't connected to any other water. How the fuck are there fish? Where do they come from?

One day, something in space is going to look at humans the same way. You go to a new galaxy and there's freaking humans in there, like they just spontaneously manifest on random planets that have the ability to sustain them. All you need is an atmosphere with enough oxygen, some form of water, and that's pretty much all you need before they seem to just pop out of the ground and start terraforming it.

The mystery of the lake fish has been solved, by the way. It's waterfowl. Much like the birds that eat seeds and spread them around, waterfowl consume roe from the water, and while the number of fertilised fish eggs that pass through the digestive system of a duck or wild goose alive and unharmed may be small, it's not zero. A goose will shit in the lake water, and through comes the roe. It happens just often enough that lakes and ponds become - and remain - populated with fish.

Humans don't pop up on unknown planets and and unreachable galaxies on purpose. They couldn't get in there any more than they could get out of there, they have no choice but to claim the most viable-looking planet they can reach and start terraforming it. But how did they even get there?

You see, every once in a while an unfortunate human spaceship gets swallowed by a cosmic duck

Some fish are also just able to straight up walk on land

"They just walked there" is now my favourite theory of "how are lakes populated with fish".

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Floods also move fish around. A couple days ago some business in Michigan ended up with sturgeon on their lawn because of a flooded river. Presumably a big flood will sometimes deposit some fish in places they weren't.

Cosmic disasters stranding human travelers on planets in ways they can't then escape the planet after isn't out of the question.

But I would like to consider carcinization as a possibility also. Sometimes no earth human has been to the planet and yet. Humans.

sturgeon on my lawn? it's more likely than you think dot jpeg

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i definitely think protest safety info being spread around is a good thing and i also think it's always better to be safer than sorry. but unless you're in a major city, your local protest is probably going to be a group of like 30-150 people holding signs in a park. and like it's yes again it's always good to be safe over being sorry. but honestly i feel like a lot of people get intimidated by the idea of a protest and then just don't go. but, like, if you can stand (or sit! you can bring chairs!) for a few hours in a crowd of 30-150 then you're probably more prepared for a local protest than you think.

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How it feels to remember Im unfuckable

I'm not single or celibate or a virgin I don't know why I keep posting like this I'm sorry for lying. Unfuckable is more like a state of mind than anything

I'm so unfuckable again it's crazy

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the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

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OP you are missing the power of “the.” As in “the pokey-man” or “the fortnite.” Hell, I just say “the Costco” and everyone around me loses their shit.

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post modernist existential; absurdist country song:

The bones of god have become filthy as fuck

'Cause I threw 'em on the ground and ran them over with my truck

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White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

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Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

Time for my favorite chart!

Notice billions ain't even on there. Outliers something something.

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