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dense is my middle name

@santeri-panteri

He/him. Knows about the Floridian Gulf Gorilla. Apex predator. Very occasional artist.
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The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

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Cool, not me though.

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I know you guys really like markiplier, but what the fuck are you talking about

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y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were

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this is a leg off of Argentinosaurus and its already the size of a two story house like LOOK at the size of these fuckers

the fact that any land animal ever got to be as large as this is insane. this shit is only beat by fucking whales, creatures that dont have to support their weight on legs

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

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