COMPUTA, MAKE THESE GUYS SUPER GAY AND HORNY

I've been using this tool called tumblr-utils to back up my tumblr blogs. it creates a locally navigatable archive of a given tumblr url's posts, which is more convenient than the post soup you get from tumblr's native blog export feature.

what that means is that I have a folder on my computer with the name of my url with an index.html file in it, and when i click on that file to open it in a browser I get a simple page with a list of years and months. selecting a specific month will send me to a list of the posts i made or reblogged in that month, similar to tumblr's own archive page. the contents of the post including images are stored locally on your machine.

It can also make a separate index file that organises posts by tag, which is great if you're a consistent tagger, but it will list every single tag you've ever used so it can take a while to find the tag you're looking for in the list if you're a habitual tag commentator. generating the tag archive also takes a while depending on how many posts have to be processed.

you can make it back up any blog as long as it's not set to private. I have backups of both my main and sideblogs and it keeps them in separate folders.

it's had some trouble going all the way back to the start of my main blog in 2012 just by sheer volume of posts, but by making it fetch posts from one month at a time I've been able to go back to 2015 (that's tens of thousands of posts), which was good enough for my purposes.

it might be a little scary to use if you've never touched the command line before, but there's both text and video instructions to set it up and using it is just a matter of typing the command and letting it do its thing in the background.

This document has a really good guide for setting it up, along with some other options for backup. I've been using tumblr utils for a while myself, and I run an incremental backup once a week.

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

Paywall removed here

Aaand here's the link to the project's Github.

tumblr being the website of cannibalism talk and the moral discussions of it im curious what the consensus is if it was actually legal.

PLEASE elaborate in the tags on reasonings, etc.

we got some new tattoos

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

Imperceptible

"Dude, I'm like, so sore. I've been inside you for six hours already."

[. . . Please rephrase that when we land.]

Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

A toast to the robot fuckers on this hellsite 💜🥂🤖

Il troll di Photoshop

Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.

He isn’t evil, he’s just working on genie logic….you need to be REALLY specific

Changing clothes

Peak representation of girl experience

twt

Numb, emotionally flattened whumpee who has learned to crave the pain they've been subjected to because it's better than the utter nothingness inside of them.

Pain is all they've ever known, it's all they can crave, and they hate themselves for it.