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India-Unofficial

@totally-india

Obviously, not the real India. Well, ig that depends on your idea of India. Also, Hi Columbus! How'd you miss us, idiot! I don't post NSFW stuff! If you see any "mature content" posts on this blog Istg it's just Tumblr being stupid
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INTRO POST TIME!

Hello, we're India. You can call us... India. We are a federation of states.

Pronouns: They/Them, It/Its

We encourage asks! Please ask things!

This is a parody/gimmick blog. We'll keep updating this intro as we remember more things

No NSFW posts unless we're talking OSHA violations. Not a minor but not comfortable with suggestive posts/asks either.

Admin details: the embodiment of the country running this blog is biro-ace and Genderfluid. The entity goes by they/them or he/him. They are at least 25% Indian

#Intro post#India posts
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I'm not a know it all. I just happen to know a lot of things. Nothing wrong with that 🫪

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Reblogged luidilovins
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This is so insane and irresponsible!!!

We should not encourage stuff like this omg wth

You have to do this outside or on an anvil or at least a more protected surface! You might damage the floor bro

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Reblogged drysqu1d
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was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.

these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"

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I bet you're fun in parties

#ehehehe
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Reblogged monolithic-thingy
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my quick uneducated guess would be that the hot food has to be sold fast or it will be chucked in the dumpster while the cold food doesn't have to be sold quite as fast but also takes a lot of energy to keep cold so it doesn't spoil and end up in the dumpster. but i could be wrong.

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They generally tend to use chickens that are closer to their best by date or past that date (not expiry date. Best by) afaik

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Moon cannot come out during tbe day because she's eepy ☝️

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Reblogged netherator
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WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

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oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

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spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

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hes hit a street light

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he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

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fuck

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Chat. Tell me where I can find the best jam/preserve in india. Not the imported stuff I still have like cases full of Bonne Maman apricot (it's like crack for jam likers) I wanna find indian jams

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